There are some people who go through life with misery written all over them. Mongo is one of those people.

And I regret Mongo’s fucking life.

Look at this poor lug.

I had the unfortunate luck of being stuck at the Taco Bell on Lake tonight.

Besides me & Mongo, it was just the ladies behind the counter. And it took a fucking lifetime. But while I was waiting, Mongo was slouched over the counter, miserable as shit.

And soon I noticed that Mongo looks crestfallen from EVERY ANGLE.

Poor Mongo. 

I mean, look at the woman over his shoulder. Even SHE can’t believe how shitty his life is.

Then I realized what was happening. Mongo was the manager at this Taco Bell, just waiting for his food.

And it made me regret his life even more.

OH, FUCK! I’d better get outta’ here! Toot sweet!