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This regret was originally going to be about a rumor I heard today:

Supposedly, there are waddling dunces out there who’re using their iPad to weigh themselves.

Well, regardless of whether this is happening or not, there’s NOT an actual app for it. Which kind of eased my frustration over the possibility of how moronic this scenario could play out.

(If you want to see what stupidity looks like, click HERE.)

Thing is, while I was doing research, I discovered the above video.

Now, I realize that their whole dumbass mission revolves around proving whether or not various objects “shred.”

But I regret the fact that iPads being made of fucking glass NEVER CROSSED these hipsters’ minds. 

$500 well spent, trust fund. Get a JOB, sir!